Joke

Joke

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were apes, which evolved into monkeys, from …

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Well, well

LETTER TO MY BANK Dear Sirs, One of my checks was returned marked “insufficient funds”. In view of current developments in the banking industry, does that refer to me or to you? I came back later to note that this is a joke that came in an email because I know that Trent will think …

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Mom Test

Since my life liked this so much I thought I would post it for all to see. This will help you understand what keeps us dads so humble. We know our place I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in …

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Kids tell the truth!

The preacher’s 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. “Well, honey,” he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, “I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.” “How come He …

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Choir Positions Open for Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass – No Others Need Apply

Physical Qualifications: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director. Experience: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed or whistled in the bathtub or shower at some time. Beginning Wage: Increased satisfaction and joy in the service …

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Good comeback…..

 If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…. Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir.  But I subsequently …

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A Senior Citizen Joke

Dick Frost was my first  field director while serving as a Missionary to Peru with Macedonia World Baptist Missions.  He just sent me the following joke and though I hardly ever forward things I thought this one was good enough to get a place here. A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game …

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