Category: Joke
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Choir Positions Open for Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass – No Others Need Apply
Physical Qualifications: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director. Experience: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed or whistled in the bathtub or shower at some time. Beginning Wage: Increased satisfaction and joy in the service…