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		<title>Choir Positions Open for Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass &#8211; No Others Need Apply</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Physical Qualifications: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director. Experience: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed or whistled in the bathtub or shower at some time. Beginning Wage: Increased satisfaction and joy in the service [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://visionbaptist.com/2006/09/28/choir-positions-open-for-soprano-alto-tenor-and-bass-no-others-need-apply/">Choir Positions Open for Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass &#8211; No Others Need Apply</a> appeared first on <a href="https://visionbaptist.com">Vision Baptist Church of South Forsyth</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Physical Qualifications: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director.</p>
<p>Experience: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed or whistled in the bathtub or shower at some time.</p>
<p>Beginning Wage: Increased satisfaction and joy in the service of God.</p>
<p>Fringe Benefits: Social Security. We promise you the security of social fellowship with other choir members.</p>
<p>Hours: Sunday afternoon at 4:45 &#8211; 5:45pm. There is occasional opportunity for overtime.</p>
<p>Retirement: Generally determined by the printed notes getting too small, the hymnal too heavy, notes too high, the sanctuary too hot or cold, or the organist unable to play the notes you sing.</p>
<p>We are an equal opportunity employer!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://visionbaptist.com/2006/09/28/choir-positions-open-for-soprano-alto-tenor-and-bass-no-others-need-apply/">Choir Positions Open for Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass &#8211; No Others Need Apply</a> appeared first on <a href="https://visionbaptist.com">Vision Baptist Church of South Forsyth</a>.</p>
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