Vision Baptist Church

Physical Qualifications: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director. Experience: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed or whistled in the bathtub or shower at some time. Beginning Wage: Increased satisfaction and joy in the service [...]

By Bill Gates Sent in by Jo from TN Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it! Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of [...]

This came out in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.  No hints intended. You dance and it makes the band skip. You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. You put mayonnaise on aspirin. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw [...]

 If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…. Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir.  But I subsequently [...]

Dick Frost was my first  field director while serving as a Missionary to Peru with Macedonia World Baptist Missions.  He just sent me the following joke and though I hardly ever forward things I thought this one was good enough to get a place here. A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game [...]