Vision Baptist Church

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were apes, which evolved into monkeys, from [...]

Dear Sir: You manufacture aspirins that relieve suffering, colds, and fevers. The mixture used in your tablets makes it possible for people to get out of bed and fight off headaches, muscle spasms, and general aches and pains. I have noticed these tablets works wonders on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesday mornings, Thursdays, Fridays and especially well [...]

LETTER TO MY BANK Dear Sirs, One of my checks was returned marked “insufficient funds”. In view of current developments in the banking industry, does that refer to me or to you? I came back later to note that this is a joke that came in an email because I know that Trent will think [...]

I am not sure you all know this but I was born and raised in Tennessee. The year before I went to college at worked at the Bucksnort Truck Stop on Interstate 40. Some of my warm hearted friends like to give me a hard time so I thought that maybe I should send you [...]

Since my life liked this so much I thought I would post it for all to see. This will help you understand what keeps us dads so humble. We know our place I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in [...]

On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no ‘I’ in the word ‘marriage.’” The wife said, “For my part, I have never corrected my husband’s spelling.” Sounds like someone from Tennessee [...]

This just came in from David Lundy: The latest drought news is pretty dry! Don’t know the source of this official drought information, but: It’s so dry in Georgia that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling; the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for [...]

The preacher’s 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. “Well, honey,” he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, “I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.” “How come He [...]

One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said, “I [...]

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